Dazed and Confused

G.I. Joe - The Rise of Cobra

Nosferatu

Coraline

The Strangers

30 Days of Night

Friday the 13th (remake)

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Galaxy Quest

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Pineapple Express

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Ghostbusters II

The Day After Tomorrow

The Aviator (Ed. Note: This, being the first of his films I've seen since the execrable Romeo + Juliet, did not change my opinion of Leonardo DiCaprio in the slightest. Namely, he sucks. Badly. Can you say "overactor"? I think you can.)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

The Dark Knight

Batman Begins

Coraline

The Princess Bride

WALL-E

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

The Stand

28 Days Later

The Mist

The Nightmare Before Christmas

1408

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Juno

X2: X-Men United

Sex and the City (Author's note: Yes, mine was the only penis in the room. But hey, Brandi has gone uncomplainingly along to midnight showings of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings movies, not to mention watching football, basketball, and/or baseball with me practically every night of our lives together. So going with her to see this was the least I could do. And to be honest, it wasn't the worst two and a half hours of my life - those probably came at some point during my bout with chicken pox a couple of years ago. The movie was surprisingly decent, actually. I probably would have worked Jennifer Hudson into it more if I had written it, but that's just me - she was the best part of the whole thing.)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Evan Almighty

I Am Legend

License to Wed

Hitch

Night at the Museum

Good Luck Chuck

Superbad

The Simpsons Movie

Clerks II

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

The Stand

The Green Mile

Overboard

Shrek the Third

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Bee Movie

The Nightmare Before Christmas (in 3D)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Transformers

Knocked Up

The Winds of War (finished the nearly 15-hour miniseries)

Over the Hedge

Shrek the Third

Spider-Man 3 Read my review

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Reign Over Me

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

School for Scoundrels

Nanny McPhee

Shrek 2

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope